I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
21st century circlejerk
Glad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride
That is the way to recover
- Me: oh thats cute
- *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior…
Did no one think to hold up a baby? Idiots.
Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane. Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.
Are tears what you wanted because that was fucking beautiful.
how are people just.. sat there
what if someone wants to sleep